Monday, April 20, 2009

Help Me Get This Stuff Off?

I was set up last night. My girlfriend invited me over to her place and I expected a quiet evening. Half a dozen of her girlfriends were there including the girl I%26#039;ve been seeing on the side. They jumped me and totally trashed me. I spent most of the evening tied to a tree in drag, but they tried to make things more permanent. They put long lasting lipstick and waterproof makeup on me and broke the zipper on the dress they put me in. They even put tiny locks through the straps in my shoes. With effort I got untied this morning and got most everything off with a scissors or scrubbing. The two things I can%26#039;t get off are these long fake nails which they glued on and this wig. They used a crochet needle to thread my hair into the wig. I know what they did is illegal and they will regret it, but my main concerns are getting the wig and nails off. Then I%26#039;m going to do something about the pictures. Any ideas?

Help Me Get This Stuff Off?
LMAO!! how harsh are they!?


they took pictures ?!?


wow.


but then it is kinda ur fault





anywayz...


to get the wig off go to a hiardresser


or if u dont wanna do that shave ur head





and to get the fake nails of pull them


mine come of all the time ¬¬


if that doesnt work just soak them in nail varnish remover coz that will kill the glue





good luck
Reply:i agree...go to a salon...after that you will need professional help....make those girls pay for the costs...you should sue them or something
Reply:wtf..
Reply:-Go to a salon to get that wig out. I know, it sucks, and it%26#039;ll be embarrassing...but please, don%26#039;t attempt to get that thing out yourself, you could really hurt yourself and possibly lose some of your own hair trying to get it out!


-Try nail polish remover. I heard that you can get fake nails off that way, and they peel off really easily.





I%26#039;m sorry this happened to you, and good luck! xoxo
Reply:You deserved it. I hope they never come off
Reply:go straight to a salon they take off nails and they can fix your wig misshap
Reply:maybe you shouldn%26#039;t have been seeing another girl on the side.





i feel no pain for you.
Reply:yeah the first girl is right.


lmao im sorry but that kinda sounded hilarious. Are you okay?? That really sucks.
Reply:soak the nails in a bowl of nail polish remover, that will help. about the wig go to a hair dresser ASAP. good luck.
Reply:Well to get the nails off, soak your hands on warm water with some nail polish remover (if you don%26#039;t have any, go to dollar general or whatever and get some, VERY CHEAP!) then pick them off. they will come off very easily. for the wig. try un-weaving it. I%26#039;m not exactly sure what to do, but if nothing works, go to a saloon! To get them in trouble, call the police or whoever. or go to the station. if you are still in grade school, tell there parents. (grade school/jhs/hs) Hope i helped and i%26#039;m terribly sorry ! ♥
Reply:Yeah, nice dream you had.



home theater

Does this look cool.?

I have a black hoody with a zipper, black shirt underneath with a design on it, black long denim pants, and black shoes.





I tie the drawstrings on my hoody into a slipknot, and I tie my laces into a slipknot instead of a bow.





Does it look cool or not.





http://a340.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/ima...





http://a227.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/ima...

Does this look cool.?
The fashion ensemble looks bland, monochromatic and uninspiring. You might as well be wearing a huge black potato sack and no one would know the difference.





The cartoon accessory looks kind of silly to me
Reply:I might also like to add that you are a good looking guy. No need to wear black to hide your beauty. If you have a Vshape, then show it off. Wear clothing that shows your shape and colors and patterns that flatter you. Report It

Reply:I like all black, it s kind of a statement.
Reply:No its too matchy matchy. Like black on black just doesnt look very good, maybe switch up the tee underneath to a diff color like red, white, gray, something. Also try switching the shoes to something else.
Reply:first one is cooler
Reply:there%26#039;s too much black.


:/





try some other colors.
Reply:no it%26#039;s not cool at all, all black is really ugly.
Reply:depends what kind of %26quot;cool%26quot; you%26#039;re going for. That would be like a gansta type of cool
Reply:Black is great but maybe some clothing with more shape and tailoring to it...





THIS is cool in black


http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/n/neo...
Reply:Are you a Goth or one of those little Emo Kids??



Nanny

I dreamt I was getting ready to walk down the aisle... and it was a disaster! What does this mean!?

I dreamt the church was filled, the music started %26amp; I hadnt even put my dress on yet! I hadnt gotten my hair done so I was tryin 2 make it pretty %26amp; I couldnt find something cute. I had 2 different shoes on %26amp; my nails were all chewed %26amp; had half of hte polish on them. The vail wouldnt stay in my hair it kept fallin out. Then my dress started fallin apart! the zipper just came un zipped %26amp; fell apart %26amp; wouldnt rezip.the wedding started @ 2 %26amp; I was still in back tryin to get ready until 5! My guests waited %26amp; my family members kept coming back askin whats takin so long %26amp; I was tryin 2 explain whats happenin %26amp; they were like, your fine! I was upset B/C I couldnt get married w/o dress or vail on. There was a random person Ive never seen B4 askin me what he should tell every1 %26amp; Im trying 2 tell him 2 explain to my guests %26amp; he kept talkin to someone else %26amp; I was screamin @ him 2 listen 2 me. I have bf but Im not engaged so I cant figure out what this could mean? Any1 good w/dream interpretation?

I dreamt I was getting ready to walk down the aisle... and it was a disaster! What does this mean!?
It means you worry too much.
Reply:ut might mean that u think ur life is messed uo and not doin good like not goin n-e-where but trust me just get thing figurede out and then you might feel better
Reply:marriage is a veryVERY important step in this life%26#039;s progress. Your subcoscience or inner spirit is aware of the gravity of such a step. If you are not engaged, you are still sending yourself a message of a necessary upcoming event. the symbol of disarry, broken zips, and unpreparedness was supported by the lack of communication with your spokesperson. Whom I think is the person you was to marry.





conclusion: Think, plan, write down, and pray for a better organized wedding. Most of all communicate extensively all plans, concerns, and ideas with your spouse to be.



games hardware

Another Touching Story.... These just came to me... Must read?

We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I


sat Erik in a highchair and noticed everyone was quietly


sitting and talking.





Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, %26quot;Hi.%26quot; He pounded


his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were


crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless


grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment.





I looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was


a man whose pants were baggy with a zipper at half-mast and


his toes poked out of would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty


and his hair was uncombed and unwashed. His whiskers were


too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicose


it looked like a road map. We were too far from him to


smell, but I was sure he smelled. His hands waved and


flapped on loose wrists.





%26quot;Hi there, baby. Hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster,%26quot; the


man said to Erik.








My husband and I exchanged looks, %26quot;What do we do?%26quot;





Erik continued to laugh and answer, %26quot;Hi.%26quot;





Everyone in the restaurant noticed and looked at us and then


at the man. The old geezer was creating a nuisance with my


beautiful baby.





Our meal came and the man began shouting from across the


room, %26quot;Do ya patty cake? Do you know peek-a-boo? Hey, look


, he knows peek-a-boo.%26quot;





Nobody thought the old man was cute. He was obviously drunk.





My husband and I were embarrassed. We ate in silence; all


except for Erik, who was running through his repertoire for


the admiring skid row bum, who in turn, reciprocated with


his cute comments.





We finally got through the meal and headed for the door. My


husband went to pay the check and told me to meet him in


the parking lot.





The old man sat poised between me and the door.





%26quot;Lord, just let me out of here before he speaks to me or


Erik,%26quot; I prayed.





As I drew closer to the man, I turned my back trying to


sidestep him and avoid any air he might be breathing. As I


did, Erik leaned over my arm, reaching with both arms in a


baby%26#039;s %26quot;pick-me-up%26quot; position.





Before I could stop him, Erik had propelled himself from my


arms to the man%26#039;s. Suddenly a very old smelly man and a


very young baby consummated their love and kinship. Erik in


an act of total trust, love, and submission laid his tiny


head upon the man%26#039;s ragged shoulder. The man%26#039;s eyes closed,


and I saw tears hover beneath his lashes. His aged hands


full of grime, pain, and hard labor, cradled my baby%26#039;s


bottom and stroked his back. No two beings have ever loved


so deeply for so short a time. I stood awestruck.





The old man rocked and cradled Erik in his arms and his eyes


opened and set squarely on mine. He said in a firm


commanding voice, %26quot;You take care of this baby.%26quot; Somehow I


managed, %26quot;I will,%26quot; from a throat that contained a stone.





He pried Erik from his chest, lovingly and longingly, as


though he were in pain. I received my baby, and the man


said, %26quot;God bless you, ma%26#039;am, you%26#039;ve given me my Christmas


gift.%26quot; I said nothing more than a muttered thanks.





With Erik in my arms, I ran for the car. My husband was


wondering why I was crying and holding Erik so tightly, and


why I was saying, %26quot;My God, my God, forgive me.%26quot;





I had just witnessed Christ%26#039;s love shown through the


innocence of a tiny child who saw no sin, who made no


judgment; a child who saw a soul, and a mother who saw a


suit of clothes. I was a Christian who was blind, holding a


child who was not.





I felt it was God asking, %26quot;Are you willing to share your son


for a moment when He shared His for all eternity.





The ragged old man, unwittingly, had reminded me, %26quot;To enter


the Kingdomof God, we must become as little children.%26quot;

Another Touching Story.... These just came to me... Must read?
Yes, truly a wonderful and touching story, and completely inappropriate for this category.
Reply:i am a christian my self and i liked it a lot................its a lot touchy..may god bless ur baby
Reply:very very nice... touching
Reply:touching.
Reply:aww that made me cry!


that%26#039;s soooo sweet.
Reply:it was the best!
Reply:Good one. Thanks for sharing.



health care

Hollister interview!!!?? Help!?

I have an interview at Hollister on Friday! I heard it%26#039;s a group interview. They told me to not wear black. Ok This is what I%26#039;m going to wear: Brown Vans shoes, really, really, tight jeans [regular color] and then a dark green Hollister polo and a brown jacket with the zipper open. My hair is kind of long and it%26#039;s going to be straightened. I heard that they might hire me because I look different. Please people tell me what to say and if what I%26#039;m wearing is good. Only people who work/worked at Hollister.

Hollister interview!!!?? Help!?
How about a polo shirt that matches your eyes, nice shoes, jeans (Regular jeans!) and a cool belt? Oh and don%26#039;t forget the necklace thing or whatever that%26#039;s tropical lol
Reply:Really tight jeans? I%26#039;d reconsider and wear regular jeans. Everything else sounds great.
Reply:I work at hollister!!!!!You should definitely wear all hollister clothes!!!That way they will hire you!!!NEVER wear old navy, walmart, target, goodwill, marshalls, or tj maxx clothes when you go to Hollister.Hope thist helps!


Good luck!
Reply:i%26#039;d say maybe wear baggy jeans with a tan beat up belt, you know what im talking about, that cali. lookk, besides that, i think your outfits fine = ]





hope you get the job!
Reply:just be outgoing but not annoying. dont wear really really tight jeans, just regular. other than that the outfit sounds fine. working there is lame youll get over it after a few days haha.
Reply:ok i don%26#039;t work at hollister but don%26#039;t wear tight jeans. gross.
Reply:you have to look like a clone of everyone else and say %26quot;LIKE OMG%26quot; in every second, and sound like mickey mouse
Reply:sounds good



books

Ski season is almost here!!?

Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared:





16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.





15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.





14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.





13. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.





12. Throw away a hundred dollar bill-now.





11. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things.





10. Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.





9. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.





8. Secure one of your ankles to a bed post and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.





7. Go to McDonald%26#039;s and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.





6. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.





5. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it%26#039;s in a snowstorm and you%26#039;re following an 18 wheeler.





4. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip into your clothes.





3. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.





2. Slam your thumb in a car door. Don%26#039;t go see a doctor.





1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until it%26#039;s time for the real thing!

Ski season is almost here!!?
Good one.
Reply:icely said.lol
Reply:cool
Reply:ook.....u said every saturday and sunday right???
Reply:im hopeing for a really cold winter in minnesota this year....love it lol rotflmao..
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:makes me cold just thinking about it
Reply:Nice one hun-brr i hate winter!!xx
Reply:Hahahhahahaaaa, yet another splended offering from you, helo hun.



performing arts

Concerned about my third grader??

Ok, here is the deal. My 8 year old is naturally intellegent. He was tested after 1st grade and was testing at an 8th grade level. They tested him again 3 weeks ago because they don%26#039;t know what to do with his brain power. This time he was in his last nine weeks of 2nd grade. He tested at a 10th - 11th grade level. They decided to let him finish the last nine weeks in the 3rd grade and move on to the 4th when school starts back. Here is my dilema, he can not do simply things, like tie his shoes. I thought at first it was because he is the only left handed person in my family. Wrong. He can%26#039;t work a zipper and buttons on pants without help. What am I going to do to get him to be able to do the simple things in life? I am so very proud of him. But it is getting to where the other kids make fun of him because he is so different and he is not wanting to go back to school. I don%26#039;t want to hinder his abilities. Can I have some advice? Nothing I am doing is working.

Concerned about my third grader??
You may want to consider home school.





Eventually he is going to get really bored at school.... Most 11th graders don%26#039;t test out at an 11th grade level.





Manual dexterity is a seperate issue from intelligence however. He may have a problem with that for a while, and he may grow out of it. (My Son couldn%26#039;t button pants until he was in 7th grade) If he doesn%26#039;t he%26#039;ll have to buy pants with elastic waist bands and wear slip on shoes. The bright side is that highly gifted kids are often a little on the eccentric side and nobody will think twice about their 17 year old college proffessor wearing sandals and sweats to lecture.
Reply:I would just have him practice the little things at home. You might want to consider putting him in a school for gifted children. He will learn more and they will be able to give him the best education, versus a public 4th grade which he seems to have surpassed at this point. He might always have trouble fitting in, but I would just try to explain to him that everyone is different in some way, and it isn%26#039;t a bad thing, and that sometimes kids can be very mean when they are faced with something they don%26#039;t understand. I hope this helps a little. Good luck with him,
Reply:Congrats on having such a smart and wonderful son! You must be very proud, but I%26#039;m sure also very concerned. Please speak to the school%26#039;s child study team (or the teacher first, who may be able to contact them for you). They can put you in touch or get a referrel for an occupational therapist to help your son with these things. From what you%26#039;ve said it sounds as if he has fine motor difficulties. How are his gross motor skills, such as skipping, hopping, and running?


A good occupational therapist can provide physical therapy, either during or around school hours. The exercises he will learn can really help and can make your child feel more confident - especially when he has so many other natural gifts inside of him! Good luck!
Reply:i wouldn%26#039;t stress too much. My son is gifted as well, he%26#039;s 9 testing at a 6th grade level, so not quite as gifted as your son. He too struggles with the %26quot;easy%26quot; stuff. He has many normal friends that are the same way. He can%26#039;t open his own juice boxes, he can%26#039;t remember to do anything, he can%26#039;t work the zipper on his pants either. His fine motor skills just aren%26#039;t well developed. I was told to get my son working with his hands. Get him into Legos and Erector sets, clay, playdough, models. Working with small pieces like this helps them to fine tune those skills. It will be a big help I promise
Reply:He will get there!


It%26#039;s normal for kids who are intellectually advanced to sometimes be a bit behind in motor skills.



visual arts

Hollister interview!!!!!!?

I have an interview at Hollister on Friday! I heard it%26#039;s a group interview. They told me to not wear black. Ok This is what I%26#039;m going to wear: Brown Vans shoes, really, really, tight jeans [regular color] and then a dark green Hollister polo and a brown jacket with the zipper open. My hair is kind of long and it%26#039;s going to be straightened. I heard that they might hire me because I look different. Please people tell me what to say and if what I%26#039;m wearing is good. Only people who work/worked at Hollister.

Hollister interview!!!!!!?
My friends mom worked at Hollister... Just do what u think and be urself! thats y they r hiring u!!
Reply:i havent worked at hollister, but it sounds like a good outfit to me. btw are the jeans your wearing girl jeans? if they are then dont wear them, the people might think your emo.


hope i helped =]
Reply:I suggest wearing heels instead of vans. It adds more professionalism.
Reply:y not black is what i%26#039;m wondering? hollister is racist. r u white? then i guess you get the job. if they give you the job based on what you wear, it%26#039;s stupid
Reply:Nooo. Wear a tucked in shirt and NO JEANS. U are tryin to make a good impression. Plus wearin a hollister hoody is tryin way tooo much.
Reply:You don%26#039;t need to have a brain to work in retail so dont worry what you say. just look good.
Reply:Really? Doesn%26#039;t sound too %26quot;different%26quot; to me. You described yourself like every other tween-twenty something superficial meat head in Southern California. You are getting a mall job, so what? Why are you getting so excited about working for a company that charges way too much for overly casual mass produced clothes that have stupid logos on them? Go work for place that may actually make you feel better about yourself though making a difference in someone%26#039;s life and not just inflate your ego by hitting on people and selling them worthless clothes that will get thrown out in 6 months.
Reply:if ur white ull get thoe job no prob



makeup tips

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...or else you won%26#039;t have a ton of fun playing fantasy baseball this year. And something bad will happen to you...maybe a hangnail, maybe you%26#039;ll accidently tie your shoes in such a horrible knot you%26#039;ll have to call your Mom to undo it for you, maybe you%26#039;ll catch Willy in your zipper on a mad rush to the can. You can prevent these things by signing up with my Yahoo! league...





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Join my fantasy baseball league...or else...!?
I will join. hopefully this will be fun
Reply:duecbag
Reply:No way, I have to pick my own, no autodraft.
Reply:fantasy baseball stinks! thanx 4 the password. jkjk



fashion accessories

Hollister!?

I have an interview at Hollister on Friday! I heard it%26#039;s a group interview. They told me to not wear black. Ok This is what I%26#039;m going to wear: Brown Vans shoes, really, really, tight jeans [regular color] and then a dark green Hollister polo and a brown jacket with the zipper open. My hair is kind of long and it%26#039;s going to be straightened. I heard that they might hire me because I look different. Please people tell me what to say and if what I%26#039;m wearing is good. Only people who work/worked at Hollister.

Hollister!?
your outfit sounds fine. Apparently at some interviews people get asked weird questions like %26quot;If you were a cereal, which cereal would you be?%26quot;, but at my interview my manager asked us regular things like %26quot;Why is diversity important?%26quot; and %26quot;How do you think Hollister wants to be represented to the general public?%26quot;





Don%26#039;t sweat it too much. Its no big deal :)
Reply:Are you a boy? If you are a boy than wear baggy jeans maybe either from AE, Hollister, Old navy, and Abercrombie and Fitch ect..... You should look different but not that different. Different should be in personality . The polo and jacket sound perfect. Remeber belt.! You gotta be really confident and try not to studder. Put cologn and do your best, practice with your parents. Them asking you questions. When they ask you %26quot;Why do you want to work at Hollister?%26quot; Than dont make up a stupid answer. Best of Luck
Reply:try not wearing too much hollister. they will think you are trying too hard. it is mandatory (at my store) to wear atleast something hollister everyday, but the polo should be the only thing. i think you did perfect :]
Reply:hollister is probably looking for more generic people, there are better places to get discounts, try urban outfitters, they are more into different



small business web

Another joke,,,,hahaha or boo!!!???? star for hahahah pls?

Types of men pissers:-





Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.





Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.





Cross-eyed: Looks into urinal on the left, pisses into the one in the center, and flushes the one on the right.





Desperate: Waits in a long time, teeth floating and feet shuffling. Starts to piss as he walks up to urinal but before he can unzip himself. Lets out a long groan and grunt as he finally gets to relieve himself.





Disgruntled: Stands for a while, grunts, gives up, and walks away.





Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand and pisses into his pants.





Easily induced: Any thought, mention, sight, or slosh of a liquid, from sipping coffee to a runny nose, causes bladder to immediately signal full condition.





Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both at once.





Erect: Either because his bladder is full or he just saw a sexy woman, his penis is so erect that he must thrust his buttocks backward a bit to be able to pull his member out of his pants. Gets pubic hair caught up in his zipper.





Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find the hole, and ends up ripping his shorts or jamming the zipper into his shirttail.





Flashy: Tells loud jokes while pissing; shakes off drops with a great flourish.





Frivolous: Plays stream up and down and across the urinal. Likes to see how many bubbles he can make froth up. Tries to hit and sink the cigarette floating around in the water. Has never really grown up.





Indifferent: If all the urinals are being used, he goes into a toilet stall to piss. If all the toilet stalls are taken also, he pisses into the sink or garbage can.





Little: Stands on a box to piss into the urinal, falls in, drowns.





Nosey: Looks into the next urinal to compare himself with the other guy%26#039;s organ.





Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, reading the paper with his free hand.





Playful: Spots a friend%26#039;s shoes under the divider wall and redirects aim accordingly.





Scientific: Backs up from the urinal to take a long shot, misses, and pisses on shoes.





Slob: Does not bother to flush urinal after using it, drips all over his shoes and pants when zipping himself back up, and does not bother to wash hands as he leaves with his fly undone. Usually has to adjust his balls afterwards as he is sitting down.





Sneak: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, and knows that the man next to him will be blamed.





Sociable: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.





Timid: Cannot urinate if someone is watching, pretends to, and then flushes the urinal as if he has already used it. Sneaks back in once everyone has left the restroom.





Tough: Bangs dick against side of urinal to dry it.





Worried: Is not sure of what he has been into lately and makes a quick inspection.

Another joke,,,,hahaha or boo!!!???? star for hahahah pls?
LOL really funny. only I had to read again and again till i got it!!





ok u deserve a star for making me laugh! =)
Reply:hahahaha!!





didnt know there was so many types of them!!





starred!!
Reply:Hahaha, I am now wondering that which type of pisser I am?
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:Geez, I hope you won%26#039;t be doing a female version of this one! Glad I don%26#039;t belong to any! lol





Here%26#039;s your star.
Reply:star coz lol.
Reply:Have a star!
Reply:what about the one that goes in, takes care of buisness washes his hands and leaves?
Reply:loved it,very fuuuuuuunnnnnnnyyyyyyyy.
Reply:LOL...



mobile

What kind of pisser are you? List available for men, women pls make your own list,,?

I%26#039;m more of the tough guy type,,,





Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.





Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.





Cross-eyed: Looks into urinal on the left, pisses into the one in the center, and flushes the one on the right.





Desperate: Waits in a long time, teeth floating and feet shuffling. Starts to piss as he walks up to urinal but before he can unzip himself. Lets out a long groan and grunt as he finally gets to relieve himself.





Disgruntled: Stands for a while, grunts, gives up, and walks away.





Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand and pisses into his pants.





Easily induced: Any thought, mention, sight, or slosh of a liquid, from sipping coffee to a runny nose, causes bladder to immediately signal full condition.





Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both at once.





Erect: Either because his bladder is full or he just saw a sexy woman, his penis is so erect that he must thrust his buttocks backward a bit to be able to pull his member out of his pants. Gets pubic hair caught up in his zipper.





Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find the hole, and ends up ripping his shorts or jamming the zipper into his shirttail.





Flashy: Tells loud jokes while pissing; shakes off drops with a great flourish.





Frivolous: Plays stream up and down and across the urinal. Likes to see how many bubbles he can make froth up. Tries to hit and sink the cigarette floating around in the water. Has never really grown up.





Indifferent: If all the urinals are being used, he goes into a toilet stall to piss. If all the toilet stalls are taken also, he pisses into the sink or garbage can.





Little: Stands on a box to piss into the urinal, falls in, drowns.





Nosey: Looks into the next urinal to compare himself with the other guy%26#039;s organ.





Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, reading the paper with his free hand.





Playful: Spots a friend%26#039;s shoes under the divider wall and redirects aim accordingly.





Scientific: Backs up from the urinal to take a long shot, misses, and pisses on shoes.





Slob: Does not bother to flush urinal after using it, drips all over his shoes and pants when zipping himself back up, and does not bother to wash hands as he leaves with his fly undone. Usually has to adjust his balls afterwards as he is sitting down.





Sneak: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, and knows that the man next to him will be blamed.





Sociable: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.





Timid: Cannot urinate if someone is watching, pretends to, and then flushes the urinal as if he has already used it. Sneaks back in once everyone has left the restroom.





Tough: Bangs dick against side of urinal to dry it.





Worried: Is not sure of what he has been into lately and makes a quick inspection.

What kind of pisser are you? List available for men, women pls make your own list,,?
woman:





hoverer- hover over without touching the seat until it%26#039;s all done
Reply:Easily induced: Any thought, mention, sight, or slosh of a liquid, from sipping coffee to a runny nose, causes bladder to immediately signal full condition.
Reply:i don%26#039;t plan on being awake that long to read all of it so you can pick one for me.
Reply:A-z
Reply:Reminds me of a joke:





A Yale graduate and Harvard graduate walk into a men%26#039;s room. Both are at the urinals and the Harvard grad finishes first and proceeds to wash his hands. The Yale grad finishes and proceeds to the exit.





The Harvard grad says in a loud voice %26quot;That%26#039;s the difference between Harvard men and Yalies. At Harvard, we%26#039;re taught to wash our hands after we urinate!%26quot;





The Yalie retorts %26quot;That may be true, but at Yale we%26#039;re taught not to piss on our hands!%26quot;
Reply:Usually:


Frivolous: Plays stream up and down and across the urinal. Likes to see how many bubbles he can make froth up. Tries to hit and sink the cigarette floating around in the water. Has never really grown up.





Have been when drunk:


Indifferent: If all the urinals are being used, he goes into a toilet stall to piss. If all the toilet stalls are taken also, he pisses into the sink or garbage can.
Reply:i didn%26#039;t know taking a pi$s had so many options....



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I NEED AN OUTFIT!?

I need a new outfit to wear, because all of my clothes got too small. (We have uniforms at my school. My feet hurt, so I am wearing red crocs or these Tennis shoes. http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref... I need the rest of the outfit. No tight jeans, I am a girl, but I think boy clothes are cool. Just put me together an outfit, nothing from pacsun, abercrombie, or wal mart. None of those hippie clothes sites either, but could you please make me an outfit? Complete with accesories and no shoes though. I also need an awesome hoodie that doesn%26#039;t have a zipper. Thanks in advance. Ps I like layering things, but I like boy tees better.

I NEED AN OUTFIT!?
I really think having your own style --is what makes it %26quot;style%26quot;.... so I considered-- your request --and viewed the sneaker...those are cute... You seem to like a sporty casual but still girly style--thats cool... i looked at ellegirl.com and these three looks --which are layered and original...are easy to duplicate--try a good will store---really--there is a tone of cheap but cute stuff --you can even cut up---and patch style ---
Reply:why would you ask in a fahion forum for loose boy clothes? just go back to target and get some more ugly stuff.
Reply:o.k. crocs are gross. So are those other shoes. Save yourself the embarrassment and buy some vans instead. They are super comfy and they%26#039;re cute. For clothes, just wear what you like, and something that you%26#039;re comfortable in.
Reply:ew



diet

Do you like my style?

I%26#039;m a girl, and this is what I might wear on a normal day:





Shirt:


http://store.delias.com/item.do?category... (the gray one)





Hoodie:


http://www.guitarcenter.com/shop/product...





Jeans:


http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DG...





Shoes:


http://www.papiermachine.com/blog/wp-con...





Accesories:


http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages/2237...


http://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?Item=1...





Do you like my style? I love it ;)

Do you like my style?
i love your style
Reply:I guess but what does your hair and make up look like?
Reply:Its ok your like style is mixed lil bit girly lil bit punk like the bracelets and the shirt ♥♥♥
Reply:awesome!
Reply:seems rock chick style to me... i like it.


but the hoodie sweater could be better though.
Reply:I love your style! I used to dress like that in high school! :) It%26#039;s cute!!
Reply:seems very asian or tokyo-pop. it%26#039;s cute but a little too though-out.
Reply:definatly nothing i would wear- except for the shirt. love the shirt. very cute. but nothing else. but that%26#039;s just me. ur u and congrats for having ur own style
Reply:I like it, its the female version of what i wear sometimes... my style is very versitle so im not sure about that punk/emo look everyday,but i liked the outfit with the exception of the hoodie, it looked a lil cheap for it to cost $55 and change... but i liked the whole tattoo concept of it.
Reply:If it works for you great! Some of the pieces you have are very %26quot;in%26quot; right now.
Reply:Are you doing anything friday night? ; )
Reply:it very emo i love it
Reply:not realy/ .


its like sorta grungy.
Reply:We don%26#039;t share the same taste in clothes but then again I presume you are a teenager (I%26#039;m old lol). You have to wear what makes you feel comfortable and good about yourself.
Reply:sure
Reply:If you love it, that%26#039;s all that matters :)
Reply:No, honestly I don%26#039;t. I%26#039;m sure all of these people above me like it. But it%26#039;s just not MY style. My style is wetseal.com and forever21.com



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Does any one know what the old reebok's with the zipper in the middle are called?

They are similar to Allen Iverson%26#039;s shoes, but the material that surrounds the shoe is of a stretchy, soft material, sort off like what womens bikinis are made of. They have the big reebok logo on the side of the shoe. I used to own a pair when I was younger, they came out like 5 may 6yrs ago. I tried searching all over, but wasn%26#039;t able to find them, if any one has a clue, or can point me in the right direction, I would appreciate it.

Does any one know what the old reebok%26#039;s with the zipper in the middle are called?
are you sure its from reebok? because to me it looks like the shoes worn by Gary Payton from Nike...
Reply:I think its called SKETCHERS
Reply:I think the model you%26#039;re talkin%26#039; about is %26quot;the answer%26quot;



Yellow Teeth

Does this outfit look good?

I%26#039;m running for Student Council President (i know nerdy :)...), and I have to give my speach in front of 1000 students. There is no rule about how to dress, but I wanted to dress KINDA nice, but not nearly nice enough that I would look dressed up.





Does this look good?:





shorts:


(i got them at american eagle yesterday, but I cant find them on the website)


they look like this, only with two buttons above the zipper:


http://a248.e.akamai.net/a755bdded7308e7...


and they are this color:


http://a248.e.akamai.net/a755bdded7308e7...





shirt:


http://www.hollisterco.com/hol/images/st...


(it looks lighter in person)





shoes:


http://www.oldnavy.com/Asset_Archive/ONW...

Does this outfit look good?
well its ok...


but you need more wow to it.


to tell u the truth it looks kind of casual hon...
Reply:Very very cute! I would vote for you! It%26#039;s good that you%26#039;ve thought about this ahead of time, they way you appear to people is an important element in that kind of thing! How do you plan to wear your hair? Since it%26#039;s such a summery outfit I reccomend beach waves! Good luck, I hope you win!
Reply:OMG!


Girl you got style!


Those have got to be THE cutest things i have seen in a while!
Reply:They look nice but it does look a bit too casual. Add something to it... jewelry, hope you thought of that!!!
Reply:thats cute i like your outfit
Reply:cute cute cute !
Reply:cute!!! your sure to win!!!!! good luck ♥ :)!
Reply:Very nice. Not too dressy, and not too messy!
Reply:Its%26#039; simple but cute!


Really really cute and doesn%26#039;t look dressy.
Reply:its a polo shirt and shorts... yea its cute... but its also suuuuuuuuuch a tired fashion!!





change the shorts to plaid or something to make it a bit more trendy...





or switch the flip flops for some kick @ss sneaks
Reply:its cute but instead of the flip flops, you should wear black flats.
Reply:cute!!


it%26#039;s kinda boring though, the colours i mean. but if you spruce it up with some accessories (maybe in white) its super cute!





good luck, btw!
Reply:I don%26#039;t like the color of the shorts.... Try the white ones, those would look better. =)





Also, you could get away with a white skirt. It wouldn%26#039;t look too dressy and it would be so cute!
Reply:With a good pedicure, it%26#039;s a fresh looking casual. I%26#039;d go with a slightly fancier sandal, but that%26#039;s just me.
Reply:I like the shirt and the shorts, however I would get a pair of bermuda shorts instead of the shorter ones you have. and replace the flip flops with a wedge heel shoes that shows only your big toe or a brown pump. Also you need some accessories like two brown bracelets and an optional matching necklace.
Reply:The outfit looks fine but the sandals are too casual. They are beach wear. Try a jewelled pair that will sparkle in the sun and have more heel, maybe a low one, but are not going to make an awful sound when you walk onto a dais.
Reply:yeah that is really cute!!
Reply:i like the shorts in white, it makes you look a little more business. the shirt is good go for it!!! mabey instead of flip flops but it with a heal so that it looks a little nicer.
Reply:oh..my...GOSH!!!!!!!!! that is sooooo cute!!!!i would TOTALLY wear it!!!!!!!!;);)



flower

Soccer Warm ups?

A lot of girls at my school are on club soccer teams. They wear these sweats to school that are loose at the thigh and get tighter and have a zipper at the calf. They%26#039;re puma or adidas brand. They said they got them from their soccer teams. I run half marathons and play lacrosse, and i want to get these so i can take off my warm ups without taking off my shoes. Does anyone know where i can get these pants?

Soccer Warm ups?
sports authority or any sporting goods store :) i think i know wat ur talking about i have some from adidas and they get skinnier as they go down. good luck (mine were $60 but maybe they%26#039;re on sale now) :)
Reply:I got mine at hollister, another pair at american eagle, and they have some at a store called Stitches if you%26#039;ve ever been there. :)
Reply:u COULD join a team. lol. or just like go to the adidas website or the pumas website and look for them.
Reply:Most sports stores and sometime at JcPenny
Reply:Try going to the Puma store, or an Outdoors %26amp; Sports store because they%26#039;ll have them there (like REI or Sport%26#039;s Authority.)





I%26#039;m surprised your lacrosse team didn%26#039;t provide them.



flower

Where do I find these??

The other day, or a week ago, I saw this girl. Well, actually I saw these SHOES, that just happened to be chauffeured by this girl.


Most, awesome, lick worthy shoes i%26#039;d ever seen.


They were converse, solid black, zipper in the back, and they went to her knees. Foe laces. Im not talking about like the x-hi converse either, i mean they where literally just below her knees. Obviously I want them, but being a girl the thought of ever showing her I have any interest in her shoes by ASKING her where she got them was completely out of the question.


What I need from you, is WHERE can I get my hands on these godly shoes?? I%26#039;ve already checked the Converse website, that being my original plan, but alas, not to be found.

Where do I find these??
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/p...





or look for another pair yourself at hottopic.com or go to a hot topic store and you might find them if these aren%26#039;t them
Reply:%26quot;but being a girl the thought of ever showing her I have any interest in her shoes by ASKING her where she got them was completely out of the question%26quot;





What? I don%26#039;t understand why you didn%26#039;t just ask her. If you want to know, ask the person who actually has them rather than people who have never even seen them...
Reply:you should of just asked her were she got her shoes from, I%26#039;m sure she would have told you since you admired her taste in shoes
Reply:maybe hot topic?


or like a goth type online store.



Loose Teeth

What is your favorite type of clothing?

Which is your favorite brand If u like clothes from skating brands like





Adio Famous S/S Rip Curl


Alpinestars Fox Rusty


Ambiguous Hart and Huntington Ryan Sheckler


Ando and Friends Hurley Serious Pimp


Big Black Independent Silver Star


Billabong Jedidiah Skin Industries


Blah Blah Blah Kirra Spy


Bullhead Lost Surfer


Dakine Matix TapouT


DC Shoes Metal Mulisha Volcom


DCMA Collective Nor Cal Von Zipper


Dragon O%26#039;Neill Vurt


Electric Ocean Minded Zoo York


Element Quiksilver


eS Rainbow


Ezekiel Reef

What is your favorite type of clothing?
as far as skate brands, im all about element and adio. i have a friend who died of cancer who had an endorsment with element that he got just a few months before he was diagnosed so i like to keep the dream alive a little by wearing the types of clothes he wore
Reply:i am a hollister..abercrombie and fith kinda girl..=]





i like billabong though and wouldnt mind wear a ryan sheckler shirt though cause hes amazing!


=]
Reply:lakai instead of DC shoes


volcom


quicksilver





those are a few i usually buy
Reply:Clothing? Who needs clothing?





Actually, the only emphasis I put on clothing is: does it look nice, and does it last?
Reply:i like american eagle, and anchor blue. not really much else..........



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Does anyone know the exact model of the shoes Allen Iverson wore in Like Mike?

Here is a picture, they were red, white, and gray and they had laces under the zipper.





http://www.likemikemovie.com/images/spla...

Does anyone know the exact model of the shoes Allen Iverson wore in Like Mike?
Those were the Answer IVs. Those were the shoes he wore when he won the MVP in 2001 %26amp; lost to the Lakers in the NBA Finals. Reebok recently retroed (re-released) them and they%26#039;re available at Footlocker, Champs, Footaction, and eastbay.com. Eastbay.com has the best selection.
Reply:Mikies
Reply:those were his answer 4,s
Reply:their his brand of shoes iverson
Reply:Reebok Men%26#039;s Answer IV DMX Mid


you can buy them anywhere.



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LADIES: heels & dance clubs ~ dancing QUESTION.?

Okay. I really love dance DJs..... and I%26#039;m going to a big show tonight. I REALLY love dancing and I usually stick with frumpyish things like ballerina flats because I like to MOVE.





However, tonight, I%26#039;m considering wearing a dress. And I have zipper boots I want to wear. Heels are approx 3%26quot;. I am TALL by the way, I don%26#039;t like wearing anything higher than that. Boots feel relatively comfortable, but I%26#039;m sure that%26#039;s going to change once I%26#039;m out in them for a few hours. :P





ANYHOW, my question is.... if I wear the boots, what kinds of dance moves should I stick with?? Anything in particular?? I need HELP. I never wear heels. I am thinking of scrapping them altogether, but I don%26#039;t know what else to wear with the dress............I think the ballet flats will make me look frumpy and dumpy with that dress........ especially with hoisery. (Going without hosiery is out of the question as I work in auto body and I get bruises on my legs).





Any shoe ideas? Dancing ideas? HELP!

LADIES: heels %26amp; dance clubs ~ dancing QUESTION.?
well, i was really astonished to read u have been wearing ballerinas when u went to dance? how ugly is that. i am always wear high heels for dancing. always. and i also like to move. so i move exactly the same as if i were without heels. i suggest u wear your boots (thou i really don%26#039;t know how u re imagining hoisery dress and boots. i would wear high heel shoes) and try moving at home. and girl, women without high heels in night clubs look not sexy and plumpy. so start sticking to heels always from now. thou in every day life i never wear high heels, i can%26#039;t imagine people can walk in them
Reply:I think the boots will be perfect. To keep them more comfortable try buying a pair of insoles on your way home before you get ready to go dancing. And take a few minutes to dance with your boots on tonight to get the hang of it. You should still be able to do the same moves, you%26#039;ll just need a little time to get into the %26quot;groove%26quot; of heels.





Oh and don%26#039;t forget to pack band aids in your bag in case you get blisters on your toes.





Good Luck and Have fun!



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Is there a way to stretch out knee high leather boots?

My cousin let me borrow a pair of knee high leather boots for Halloween and because I loved them so much, she let me keep them. The shoe itself fits perfect, but it is a little tight on my calves. I tried wearing them around for a day and slowly pulling up the zipper as they slowly stretched. I managed to do one of them all the way up, but it was REALLY tight. The other one I never managed to zip. The next day, I could no longer do up the boot that I had zipped and had to start the process all over again. Without having them altered, is there any way of stretching them out?

Is there a way to stretch out knee high leather boots?
use newspapers crumpled and keep stuffing inside them
Reply:hi, i haven%26#039;t tried this out personally but my sister had a similar problem with her leather boots, she wet them then stuffed them with scrunched up newspapers till they were compact then let them dry.. she said this done the trick for her.... hope this helps :)
Reply:Take them to your local cobbler. They will be able to stretch them out for you.
Reply:Let them sit out in the sun and stuff them with newspapers, go out every few hours and stuff more newspaper in them. If it is not sunny where you live then you can try blowing the hair dryer on them to make them hot. Heat will make them more elasticy and will also make them expand so you can stuff them with more newspaper
Reply:Your best bet,if you don%26#039;t want to chance ruining them, is to go to a leather shop and have them altered.





The isn%26#039;t any realistic way to stretch leather shoes.



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Where can i buy these rite-aid shoes online?

http://media1.dropshots.com/photos/32888...








someone told me they were from rite-aid,


and they cost like 5-7 dollars.


They kinda%26#039; look like Keds but they aren%26#039;t.


i looked online and i think the brand is called


fun steps by foot star, but i dont really know.





they are slip ons and they don%26#039;t have a zipper or laces. They come in the colors Peach, Navy Blue, Black, %26amp;White.





that person also told me they sell them at kmart too.





i wanted to know where i could buy some but


the problem is they don%26#039;t have rite-aid in my state


and they kmart in our city closed down so i wanted


to purchase them online.


I already checked the website and they have nothing about their shoes on there.








please let me know if you know:


-if they can be purchased online


(so please name a website)





if you can tell me any of these or anything else then it%26#039;ll be greatly appreciated !!


Please and thank you :]

Where can i buy these rite-aid shoes online?
unfortunetly i don%26#039;t know where do buy them, but i once bought shoes from right aide, and they did not last. they started falling apart after about two weeks of wear, which is ok, bcuz they were only like $5, but, the quality is not very good on the rite aid shoes.
Reply:try: www.lovemyshoes.com





www.shiekhshoes.com





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Reply:why would you want $5 shoes from rite-aid?


don%26#039;t you think there is a reason they are only$5 cause they are probaly uncomfortable and tear easily.


stick to keds or vans- classic%26#039;s are the best!


xoxo



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-------SECRET TO GET THiN-----------?

Your butt is wide, well mine is too


Just watch your mouth or I%26#039;ll sit on you


The word is out, better treat me right


%26#039;Cause I%26#039;m the king of cellulite


Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right





My zippers bust, my buckles break


I%26#039;m too much man for you to take


The pavement cracks when I fall down


I%26#039;ve got more chins than Chinatown





Well, I%26#039;ve never used a phone booth


And I%26#039;ve never seen my toes


When I%26#039;m goin%26#039; to the movies


I take up seven rows





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


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(Fat, fat, really really fat)


Don%26#039;tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout


Just now tell me once again who%26#039;s fat





When I walk out to get my mail


It measures on the Richter scale


Down at the beach I%26#039;m a lucky man


I%26#039;m the only one who gets a tan


If I have one more pie a la mode


I%26#039;m gonna need my own zip code





When you%26#039;re only having seconds


I%26#039;m having twenty-thirds


When I go to get my shoes shined


I gotta take their word





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, sha mone


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds


Lemme tell you once again who%26#039;s fat





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Better give me plenty space


If I tell you that I%26#039;m hungry


Then won%26#039;t you feed my face





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(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it, you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house


I really sit around the house





You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you


know it, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know, you know, you know, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And you know all by myself I%26#039;m a crowd


Lemme tell you once again





You know I%26#039;m huge, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, you know, hoo


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it, you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And the whole world knows I%26#039;m fat and I%26#039;m proud


Just tell me once again who%26#039;s fat

-------SECRET TO GET THiN-----------?
Jesus christ son of God! XD
Reply:well ok
Reply:i know, be bulimic like most of the diet and fitnessers
Reply:Good lord...and I thought *I* was bored...





...but to sit there and post lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic takes it to a completely different level.
Reply:very good
Reply:Hey that%26#039;s good.Have a *
Reply:I am fat.
Reply:Rap rap rap your knuckles my man as yous is no question rap rap rap my man!
Reply:hehehehe..
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Reply::) :D xD lol
Reply:Didn%26#039;t really find a question in there, more of a statement about your weight.
Reply:Is that the one song that Wierd Al made?!?!


I think he copyrighted... i would talk to my lawyers if i was u
Reply:I lost my appetite by the second sentence.
Reply:Aha ha ha! Those Lyrics go to the music of Michaels Jacksons......Im Bad!





Sooooooo Funny!





For anyone that isn%26#039;t too sure.....omgheatherface uses the song in her Video called.....Who%26#039;s Fat! (on you tube)





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNbpjoOU-...





WATCH IT.........ITS FAB! I think omgheatherface Rocks!





; )
Reply:SHUT UP YOU FAT *****]
Reply:okay - so where was the secret?
Reply:???
Reply:Very nice
Reply:Wow!
Reply:Seen the vid on you tube it%26#039;s ssooooooo funny.
Reply:i am XD



tanning

My uggs ar damaged?!!!!!?

well for christmas my mom got me uggs and there the tall zipper ones. and my mom bought them at a retail store. now it%26#039;s feb.5 an about a month ago...part of the zipper just became loose and so the zipper teared out.....then the zip cmae of from one side nad needs to be ziped back on to the other side!!!!! please help wat do i do will a shoe taylor fix it ?!!?!?!?!?!! my dad said they might need 2 replace the whole zip? is that possible?

My uggs ar damaged?!!!!!?
Contact Uggs.com and read their policy on damaged stuff. They have a warranty so u should be fine.
Reply:Just tell your mom to stop being greedy and get real ones.
Reply:never heard or ones with zippers. mine are pull on. how did it break? take it back to the store, or to a shoe repair place.
Reply:Get new ones!



tanning

Little fun survery!?

Just read and please number your answers!





1. Where do you shop?


2.What is your favorite color [to wear]?


3. Do you wear hoodies/zipper jackets [anything that keeps you warm and stylish]?


4. What are your favorite winter shoes/clothes?


5. What are your favorite summer/spring shoes/clothes?


6. Do you follow trends?


7. What are your favorite bracelets?


8. What are your favorite necklaces?


9. What are your favorite rings?


10. Where do you buy your accessories [hats/jewelery/purses]?


11. Do a lot of people own the same kind of accessories/shoes/clothing you have?


12. What fashions do you believe will become popular soon?


13. Is their any accessory shoe or piece of clothing that you want but do not have? Where do you want to buy this item at?

Little fun survery!?
1. Where do you shop? - THRIFT STORE


2.What is your favorite color? - ORANGE


3. Do you wear hoodies/zipper jackets - ABSOLUTELY!


4. What are your favorite winter shoes/clothes? WEIRD HATS, GLOVES AND SCARVES


5. What are your favorite summer/spring shoes/clothes? BIKING CLOTHES


6. Do you follow trends? ONLY IF THEY INVOLVE ORANGE


7. What are your favorite bracelets? RAVER CANDY


8. What are your favorite necklaces? CHOKER WITH PENDANT


9. What are your favorite rings? PINKY AND RING FINGER ONLY!


10. Where do you buy your accessories - I MAKE THIS STUFF


11. Do a lot of people own the same kind of accessories/shoes/clothing you have? NOPE. I HAVE PURPLE SUEDE HIKING BOOTS!


12. What fashions do you believe will become popular soon? GOTH... MORE GOTH....


13. Is their any accessory shoe or piece of clothing that you want but do not have? Where do you want to buy this item at? SKULL CAP HAT WITH BUNNY EARS!!!
Reply:1. Where do you shop? the mall? lol


2.What is your favorite color [to wear]? pink


3. Do you wear hoodies/zipper jackets [anything that keeps you warm and stylish]? yes!


4. What are your favorite winter shoes/clothes? jeans wrapped in the boots, then short sleeves with a warm hoodie


5. What are your favorite summer/spring shoes/clothes? skort and t-shirt


6. Do you follow trends? i guess...


7. What are your favorite bracelets? i dont wear bracelets


8. What are your favorite necklaces? shiney/colorful


9. What are your favorite rings? shiney/colorful..i like the flower ones


10. Where do you buy your accessories [hats/jewelery/purses]? ardene


11. Do a lot of people own the same kind of accessories/shoes/clothing you have? no not at all


12. What fashions do you believe will become popular soon? anything right now?lol...


13. Is their any accessory shoe or piece of clothing that you want but do not have? Where do you want to buy this item at? i want a lululemon or TNA hoodie..but its very pricey
Reply:1. kitson Lisa klien


2. pink


3.sweater


4. ugg boots


5. skirts and stuff


6. yes


7. Disney couture at kiston has cute bracelets


8. don%26#039;t no i love lot of necklaces


9. diamond rings


10. kitson, louis vuittion, gucci, juciy couture, and more


11. no


12. i dont no


13. a pair of Christan louibutoin shoes
Reply:1. Primark, New Look, Topshop, H%26amp;M.


2. Black or brown.


3. Yeah.


4. Skinny jeans tucked into boots, jumpers over vests, hoodies and my parka jacket. And my fluffy scarf of course!


5. Summer dresses, wedges, flip flops, halternecks, bikinis.


6. Sometimes.


7. Bangles.


8. Long pendants with hearts on.


9. Chunky fashion rings.


10. Primark.


11. Yeah.


12. Hopefully nice warm stuff like sweater dresses again, and tights and boots.


13. I really want some Christian Louboutins, but I will never be able to afford any!!!
Reply:1. Anywhere with good quality stuff that isn%26#039;t a rip-off


2. I wear every color depending on my mood, everything except pastels


3.I prefer longer length vintage styled coats. I%26#039;ve got an incredible suede one.


4.tall boots with jeans and a variety of different tops


5.wedges and dresses


6.Somewhat. I try to stay in style but I%26#039;ll only try something if I like it and if I won%26#039;t look back in ten years thinking I looked like such an idiot.


7.Don%26#039;t wear them too much because I%26#039;m afraid of getting them caught on something and breaking or that I will be annoyed by something sliding up and down my arm all day


8. depends what I%26#039;m wearing but I%26#039;ll do both yellow gold and silver


9. Only own three but they are all real metals and gems.


10. For costume type jewelry I like cheap places like Claires, I buy real looking fake stuff for work at New York and Company. I always get purses as gifts and they come from all over but on my own I like Coach.


11. I haven%26#039;t seen anything I own on anybody else but I get a lot of compliments.


12. Hard to say; seems like every new trend out there right now is like a best of from all the decades in the past


13. I really want a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes, just plain black pumps that will look stylish with anything till the day I die.
Reply:1. hollister, old navy, tj maxx, etc


2. teal


3. yes


4. uggs-the tall kind


5. shorts


6. sometimes, when they look good on me


7. charm


8. long, with glass beads


9. dont have any


10. delias, target, anywhere


11. sometimes, but not usually


12. i have noooo idea


13. this heart locket kind of necklace from delias and a jacket from hollister
Reply:1. abercrombie, hollister, target, jcpenney, american eagle, delia%26#039;s


2.pink%26amp;aqua%26lt;333


3. yesss


4. uggs, hoodies, jeans, sweaters


5. flip flops, skirts, shorts, henleys


6. kind of, not really.


7. i dont really wear jewelry


8. look up


9. look up


10. i get my totes at abercrombie%26amp;fitch, and i get my accessories at claire%26#039;s, icing, and forever 21


11. yes =/


12. im not really sure


13. um.. YES! lots of stuff@abercrombie, some headbands, sunglasses%26amp;jewelry from forever21, flats, a wallet%26amp;a headband from american eagle [wow i need to go shopping sometime.. soon!]
Reply:1)hollister,abericombie,American eagle,areopostal


2)blue, and brown


3)yes


4)hoddies and vans


5)ballet flats flip flops and sundresses and henlys


6)yes and no


7)those chunky ones that Monique Colman wears


8)the ones at forever 21 with the big beads


9)mood rings


10)everywhere


11)yes


12)like the ones in Nancy drew those clothes were adorable


13)vans with elephants,flamingos and polka dots, at journeys
Reply:1. abercrombie, hollister, american eagle, and aeropostale.


2. navy blue.


3. yepp.


4. uggs with skinny jeans and a babydoll top.


5. bermuda plaid shorts with lace camis and flip flops.


6. yes.


7. charms.


8. tiffany.


9. plastic and colorful.


10. i got one hat from victoria%26#039;s secret and it%26#039;s really cute, and i got another boy one from american eagle but you can%26#039;t tell at all. i get jewelry from claire%26#039;s and icings. i get purses from macy%26#039;s.


11. yes.


12. shorts and footless tights.


13. i want this cute babydoll top from hollister that is white and blue, with flowers on the straps and sides//bottom.
Reply:1: JC Penny%26#039;s, Macy%26#039;s, Hot Topic, Rave, Wet Seal, Maurices, Vanity, Cosmo,


2: blue or burgandy


3: Hoodies, I love, zipered jackets are ok.


4: Uh, snowboarding boots, jeans, skate shoes


5: Tank tops, swim suit under, jeans, skate shoes


6: No


7: Bangles or silver ones


8: Beads or pendants on chains


9: dramatic, thick plastic, brightly colored or large ones


10: Claires *laughs*


11: No


12: 1980%26#039;s stuff, I pray 70%26#039;s moves on, and never comes back!!!


13: I want the hello kitty bag from Hot topic, it is so cute!!!!
Reply:1:ae, Marshalls, old navy,abercrombie


2:sage and dark grey


3:Oh yes!


4:sweaters!


5:tee shirt


6:Yes,


7:charm


8:lockets


9:don%26#039;t wear rings


10:claires


11:Pretty much. Yeah.


12:Trench coats, yellow rain coats and bright coloured rain boots. hoddies, knit tops.


13:A pair of flats.


:)
Reply:1. ae a%26amp;f hollister


2. blue! white


3.yepp lovem


4. i wear the same shoes i do as i do in winter. and i wear hoodies more often


5. tanktops tshirts flipflops flats


6. idk i just usually get what i like but mostly i guessi do


7. um my lucky bracelet i made


8. i dont wear neclaces


9. i dont wear rings.


10. everywhere


11. somewhat but not the same exact shirt or somthing


12. um..i have no ideaa


13. i want these ballet flats from ae they are cuteee
Reply:1. Hollister, A%26amp;F, sometimes abercrombie, American Eagle, and sometimes Aeropostale.





2. Yellow because I look great in it and it%26#039;s my favorite color! :)





3. Yes, but not now because it%26#039;s summer.


4. Winter boots, gloves, mittens, hats, hoodies, and scarves.





5. All the stores on #1.


6. If they look good on me.


7. I don%26#039;t know...


8. The ones at American Eagle and Sam Moon.


9. Engagement rings?


10. Everything on #1. Coach handbags.


11. Yes, the preppy ones.


12. I don%26#039;t know..


13. I want a Chanel handbag, but I can%26#039;t find any Chanel stores around my area. A Chanel store?
Reply:1. hollister, jcpenney, american eagle, aeropostale, macy%26#039;s.


2. white.


3. hollister hoodies.


4. puffy jacket from macy%26#039;s%26amp;%26amp;uggs.


5. denim skirt/halter top.


6. sometimes, i get ideas from them.


7. i like chain bracelets, like charm bracelet types.


8. i like simple silver ones. or pearl necklaces.


9. i like silver and simple.


10. claire%26#039;s. haha. or icings.


11. sometimes, not all the time.


12. i think the fedora hats. they%26#039;re cute.


13. i wish i can buy the black and white puma%26#039;s from lady footlocker.
Reply:1. Where do you shop?hollister, abercrombie and fitch, forever 21, american eagle, and pacsun


2.What is your favorite color [to wear]?blue, gray, cream/beige, white, %26amp; black


3. Do you wear hoodies/zipper jackets [anything that keeps you warm and stylish]?ya


4. What are your favorite winter shoes/clothes?jeans, hoodies, v -neck sweaters, slip ons and converse


5. What are your favorite summer/spring shoes/clothes?tees, babydolls, jeans, capris, flipflops and some other shirts


6. Do you follow trends?ya


7. What are your favorite bracelets?silver or beaded ones


8. What are your favorite necklaces?long one that u van multi layer


9. What are your favorite rings?silver bands


10. Where do you buy your accessories [hats/jewelery/purses]?A%26amp;F and macys


11. Do a lot of people own the same kind of accessories/shoes/clothing you have?sometimes


12. What fashions do you believe will become popular soon?50%26#039;s/60%26#039;s


13. Is their any accessory shoe or piece of clothing that you want but do not have? Where do you want to buy this item at?a coach and chanel purse
Reply:1. Saks, Neiman Marcus


2. Black/Navy


3. Yes


4. Uggs/Skinny Jeans/Juicy Jogging suits


5. Dresses


6. YES!


7. David Yurman


8. David Yurman


9. David Yurman


10. Saks


11. Hell No. I wont buy it :)


12. MY CLOTHING LINE


13. Nope. I pretty much have everything i like !





i like ur survery :) ♥
Reply:1. Hot topic if possible...wherever I can get clothes cheap that fit right


2. black


3. I have a bunch of jackets; leather, velvet, big, slim fitting, hoodie, jean jacket...I don%26#039;t get cold...I usually just wear it %26#039;cuz it looks cool and makes some of my clothes school appropriate (sleeves):)


4. I don%26#039;t really have season clothes, even though I live in colorado...I wear the same stuff year-round


5. same answer


6. never! I like to wear what I want, when I want!


7. I love the leather music band I have...leather armbands are my favorite!


8. there are 2 I wear all the time...one is a silver pendant with black hills gold and a diamond, and the other is a dog tag that says %26quot; my man serves United States Military%26quot;


9. I always wear my class ring... I like things that ook unique


10. most of it is given to me...If I actually buy it, it%26#039;s usually hot topics...


11. no, definitely not


12. I don%26#039;t know and I don%26#039;t really care...I don%26#039;t pay attention to fashion trends


13. I want a new hoodie for speech! If I get it, My coach will get it for us.
Reply:1-delias.com and forever21.com


2-black and blue


3-if its cold


4-i usually just wear sneakers


5-tank tops/flip flops


6-not really


7-i dont really wear them


8-same as q 7


9-i have 1 heart ring that i wear alot


10-delias.com and target


11-no


12-not shure


13-delias.com
Reply:1. Walmart and Target


2. Pink


3. Yes


4. Snow Boots, Winter Coat (furry)


5. Barefoot, Sandals, T-shirts, and shorts


6. Kinda


7. Thick


8. Cross Jesus Necklace ( I wear it every day no matter what)


9. Mood Ring


10. Walmart, Target, and Dots


11. Kinda


12. 70%26#039;s Styles (due to the hairspray movie)


13. Yes and I really want this turtle green sweatshirt. I want to buy it at Dot%26#039;s in Ohio.
Reply:1. Macy*s, d.e.m.o., Forever 21, Wet Seal, Kohl%26#039;s, Foot Locker, DEB, Rainbow, Rave, and Other Places w/ Baby Phat and Rocawear


2. Pink or Blue


3. Yeah


4. My Tim%26#039;s


5. Tank Tops


6. Um No


7. Bangles


8. Long ones


9. Hmmm


10. Claires, Coach for Purses, Wet Seal, and Forever 21


11. Not that I know of


12. Urban clothing


13. Black Air Forces. Um like Foot Locker places like that.
Reply:1. Where do you shop? Ebay and Kmart


2.What is your favorite color [to wear]? Black


3. Do you wear hoodies/zipper jackets [anything that keeps you warm and stylish]? Yes


4. What are your favorite winter shoes/clothes? Band T-shirts and sneakers (it doesnt get very cold here)


5. What are your favorite summer/spring shoes/clothes? once again band t-shirts and sneakers


6. Do you follow trends? Sort of


7. What are your favorite bracelets? dont have


8. What are your favorite necklaces? dont have


9. What are your favorite rings? dont have


10. Where do you buy your accessories [hats/jewelery/purses]? Ebay


11. Do a lot of people own the same kind of accessories/shoes/clothing you have? Yeah


12. What fashions do you believe will become popular soon? i dont know


13. Is their any accessory shoe or piece of clothing that you want but do not have? Yeah, i want the greenday american idiot T-shirt


Where do you want to buy this item at? Ebay or the greenday website



skin tags

Do you ever think about your past loves?

I drift back in time to the days in the field. We%26#039;d end up walking for hours in the snow....I%26#039;d end up with frozen feet...and Lisa, would pick a nice spot under a tree....rake back the snow to uncover the leaves, and build a fire....I%26#039;d take off my shoes, and she would hang my damp socks over the fire to dry them out....and, we%26#039;d sit there in the snow by the fire...and we would tell stories about romatic butterfly kisses...and how we would make rabbit boxes to catch rabbits...un doing our jingly zippered pockets that glisten in the sun....and then, the inevitable %26quot;ex lover%26quot; story would be told...you know the one....the Fay Wray/Marlon Brando story like on some 50%26#039;s television show...

Do you ever think about your past loves?
sometimes.... my favorites are from Kitty Hawk.... the Terrace..... my absolute favorite has got to be the jacuzzi one... that was the best....... that was Whitey and I..... together.... wow ...... best of times.....


although bk and I ...... that was ok times too.....


thank you for bringing those memories back.%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;
Reply:yes her MEMORY STILL REFLECTS
Reply:Yeah


I think alot of people do
Reply:yes, sometimes i do . it%26#039;s ok for everyone .
Reply:You can remember 40 years ago, but you can%26#039;t remember what we did last night, when I held you in my arms and we caressed. I%26#039;m hurt
Reply:yeah
Reply:yeah I still do,,
Reply:Sometimes
Reply:yeah, in the dark hours of the night.
Reply:I do think about past nachos.
Reply:try not to sister the unappreciative bas tards
Reply:All the time.
Reply:Ive never had any past loves. Nobody ever loves me.
Reply:I often catch my self thinking back 23 years ago when I met my first real love... we were young ,wild an free...I always wonder what he may look like now after so long? I %26#039;m not sure why he keeps entering my mind after so many years...but he does!





Maybe someone knows him?





His name was James Kevin Jones


he was born sometime in February 1964


I believe he was born either in Hartford Connecticut or San Fransisco Ca.He was anywhere from 5.5 to 5%26#039;7 inches tall,blond/dark Blondie hair and lovely blue or green eyes.


We met oversees in Germany while he was stationed there as a member of the US Army (around 1984).I would love to know how he is doing now.



loan

Wrestling shoes?

i know which are wrestling shoes but they told me the ones that show the laces are illegal now. they said i need the ones that the zipper covers them. so are the ones that showw the laces are illegal?

Wrestling shoes?
They are not wrestling shoes, they are called Wrestling Boots.



skin rash

Caught/ witness superior in an embarassing moment. hw do we react so they don't feel ashamed or insulted?

he/she is a very egoistic or powerful or well-known person





examples are





1. open zippers


2. bad grammars


3.saying a completely wrong fact, and constantly repeating it in an important meeting


4. wig about to fall off


5.forget to pull off the price tag


6.wear a mispair shoes


7.something stuck on the teeth


8.stain on the clothes- menstruation?


9.getting too intimate with co-workers


10. sex in office?


11. telling a complete not-so-funny jokes, and nobody laugh


12.somebody asking a very sensitive question


13.very bad breath


14.hair in the nose stuck out

Caught/ witness superior in an embarassing moment. hw do we react so they don%26#039;t feel ashamed or insulted?
Quit before you are fired!
Reply:OMG!


You need to find another job, if this is your boss. I am so sorry for you!
Reply:Bill Clinton?



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To all people that think they're fat?

Your butt is wide, well mine is too


Just watch your mouth or I%26#039;ll sit on you


The word is out, better treat me right


%26#039;Cause I%26#039;m the king of cellulite


Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right





My zippers bust, my buckles break


I%26#039;m too much man for you to take


The pavement cracks when I fall down


I%26#039;ve got more chins than Chinatown





Well, I%26#039;ve never used a phone booth


And I%26#039;ve never seen my toes


When I%26#039;m goin%26#039; to the movies


I take up seven rows





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


Don%26#039;tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout


Just now tell me once again who%26#039;s fat





When I walk out to get my mail


It measures on the Richter scale


Down at the beach I%26#039;m a lucky man


I%26#039;m the only one who gets a tan


If I have one more pie a la mode


I%26#039;m gonna need my own zip code





When you%26#039;re only having seconds


I%26#039;m having twenty-thirds


When I go to get my shoes shined


I gotta take their word





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, sha mone


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds


Lemme tell you once again who%26#039;s fat





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If you see me comin%26#039; your way


Better give me plenty space


If I tell you that I%26#039;m hungry


Then won%26#039;t you feed my face





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it, you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house


I really sit around the house





You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you


know it, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know, you know, you know, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And you know all by myself I%26#039;m a crowd


Lemme tell you once again





You know I%26#039;m huge, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, you know, hoo


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it, you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And the whole world knows I%26#039;m fat and I%26#039;m proud


Just tell me once again who%26#039;s fat

To all people that think they%26#039;re fat?
I see. Well thanks for that.
Reply:Well, I see what you mean, now that I finally see my toes. Report It

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Reply:weird al
Reply:L.G.,


perhaps you need to sleep.


What is all this about after the previous question?


Oh well, my confusion, will have to take refuge in something of more sense on this new day!





Hmm . . sometimes, I truly fail to understand you!





Oh, well . .


Abi.
Reply:it is ok to be o little overweight, i guess the problem for me as health care provider, is the health issue of obesity. pretending it isn%26#039;t there doesn%26#039;t make it go away. i don%26#039;t think that it%26#039;s a aesthetic issue, for me it%26#039;s a health issue. it is really bad for your vital organs it is bad for your heart your liver your lungs your arteries, therefore your kidneys, your brain is effected by plaque in your carotids. it is such a risk factor for diabetes, therefore heart disease, retinal disease, peripheral vascular disease. oh, the list goes on, cancer, bowel, breast, etc. be healthy. u don%26#039;t have to be skinny, but don%26#039;t stress your body.
Reply:Great post! I totally understand how you feel. I%26#039;m also trying to lose weight and I found this great product which is working for me. You can check the website at


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Reply:Isn%26#039;t that Weird Al%26#039;s song? I%26#039;m not fat, but thought I would at least hear the question......but I think you are copyrighting......





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Reply:Fat
Reply:it%26#039;s ok.....I know
Reply:not everyone think.everyone thinks diffrent i am also fat help me to be in figure my stomach irritates me while dancing,running or any other activity.dont u gt irritated too??????????????????????
Reply:Great post! I totally understand how you feel. I%26#039;m also trying to lose weight and I found this great product which is working for me. You can check the website at


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Reply:I%26#039;m not fat like how that was not funny. If you want to make fun of people you should come up with your own jokes not a Weired Al song you must be a virgin.



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