Whats your worst urinal experience or penis experience?

I want to know if your experience is worse than mine. I got my penis stuck in a zipper and I couldnt get it out for 10 minutes. I missed the urinal and pee got all over my new shoes, because I sneezed and I moved a little so I missed the urinal. I was sleeping and my friend thought it would be funny to put ice in my boxers and I woke up with a really cold penis. I always have bad experiences and I want to know if any one else has a bad time sometimes with your member.

Whats your worst urinal experience or penis experience?
Ye Gone through that one, The Zipper trap, One ocassion catching my foreskin, another the glans and even the ball sac as well, can be pretty nasty( a brother of mine had to get stitches he had done so much damage.


The ice trick !! heard about it, witnesed it happen, can't remember if it was done on me but seemily if a guy is asleep ( especially after having a few beers) you can place his fingers in cold water, or place a bag of ice on him, dribble water on his body ( his head or face in most cases) and he will wet himself
Reply:no i got soap down there from masturbating and then urinated it stung
Reply:I once got lynx (axe) shower gel under my foreskin.





Going to the toilet the day after was So Damn Painful!


Always watch out when masturbating in the shower.
Reply:most if not all of my penis experiences have been pretty bad. xcept for the rubber ones.
Reply:THERES A BLEEDER!
Reply:There was a guy next to me, and he was holding up his pants and they completely fell down. It was disgusting actually. Other than that it's pretty awkward when there are about 10 urinals and people just have to pick the one right next to you.
Reply:This same thing happened to me when I was a young man. I was relieving myself and almost got caught it scared me, I zipped up and caught my foreskin in the zipper. It took a file and wire pliers to get it loose. I am well able to sympathies with you.I really wonder if your "friend"is really a friend!
Reply:One time I was peeing in a urinal and there was no one in the bathroom. It was empty and then this man walked up to the one next to mine and then he went pee and started to stare at my penis. I wanted to moved to the next one but there was a man already there. So I had to go around him and pee went all over his back. I had to give him 100 dollars to forgive me.



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