Here's a little lighthearted humour!!
40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's
gay.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked.
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the
toilet bowl.
5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she
was being emotionally neglected.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a
passable standard at the same time.
7. Women live longer than men.
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends
will notice.
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's
problems.
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking
about either sex or football.
18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in
a computer game.
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her
lipstick.
22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her
rear.
23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their
zipper.
24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's
cute.
25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake
26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a
short woman's complex.
30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.
32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while
she's drunk.
34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they
do.
37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.
38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they
want.
39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their
species stands for.
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
Would like to hear something to cheer you up and make men jealous?
Loved it!
Reply:1/3 wrong, 1/3 are actually a bad thing, 1/3 just dont matter
Kinda makes me glad I'm not a woman.
Reply:Hahahahahaaaa very good. ;)
Reply:Thank god we have you Suzie S. Hopefully the feminists(and my girlfriend) will keep schtum for a little while now.
Reply:Awesome! You made my evening!
Reply:hilarious
Reply:hahaaaa interesting
Reply:brilliant
Reply:Regarding #27: I am certain that you heard about the young lady who was pregnant but wasn't sure the baby was hers.
(It could be changed now that there are surrogate mothers.)
Reply:There is only one answer in our defence, we don't have to suffer Monthies (apart from your mood swings).
Reply:25 and 38 are so true!
Reply:So true....so true! Love these. Excellent !
Reply:yes most are true
Reply:lol cute :)
i love #28
Reply:love it, great!!!
Reply:As a woman, i let the side down with no. 40 lol
Reply:Very nice. I printed it, by the way. Thank you!
Reply:I loved it i totally need this! Thanks a ton!
Reply:Oh so true and Yes it certainly cheered me up.
I can't wait to see what the blokes think.!!
Have a star.
Reply:Man's honest perspective attached to each item.
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first. True, advantage women
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's
gay. So can a man if he isn't an insecure one, advantage tie
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked. Why would you not want to see an attractive person naked? big advantage Men
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the
toilet bowl. Depends how drunk she is. Big advantage women
5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she
was being emotionally neglected. WTF disadvantage both.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a
passable standard at the same time. Depends on the two things, so can men if they are interested in the 2 things. advantage tie
7. Women live longer than men. huge advantage women
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes. advantage women
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends
will notice. hilarious and true, advantage women
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all). We reach sexual peek at height of attractiveness. advantage men
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's
problems. weird, advantage women i guess
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers. true advantage women
13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. who cares advantage men
14. Women know the truth about whether size matters... advantage women
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time. whats the point of driving then? advantage men
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know. If she forgets, no one wants to know, advantage men
17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking
about either sex or football. why would you want to think of other things without these 2, advantage tie
18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in
a computer game. ouch true, advantage women
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
advantage women
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket. sad but true advatage women
21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her
lipstick. Beyond sad, we don't need these type of things to change our day. advantage men
22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her
rear. But it's the only time we can show physical emotion. advantage women
23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their
zipper. huge advantage women....... ouch
24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's
cute. Gosh you're lucky your pretty, advantage women
25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake. Bull ****, total lie, neither of us admit defeat. no advantage
26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp. true advantage women.
27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test. yep just don't always know who the dad is. advantage situational
28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy. always true, advantage women
29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a
short woman's complex. Elton John, advantage women and gay men
30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored. but what if you miss something? advantage women
31. Women have total control over their eyebrows. Men worry about things that are actually important, advantage men
32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men. huge advantage women.... and light weigths
33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while
she's drunk. depends on the friend. advantage tie
34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions. where is your since of adventure? advantage women
35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting. thats why your always cold, advantage situational
36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they
do. thats becuase that's the case 90% of the time. advantage women
37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.
and means i'm broke again, to bad you hold the keys to what i want, advantage women
38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they
want. during a relationship yes, during courtship if a man has any confidence, it is the complete opposite. advantage tie
39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their
species stands for. see since of adventure, plus most still can't put it together with directions. advantage men, we have to win some here.
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week. True, i buy fake plants, advantage women.
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