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Your butt is wide, well mine is too


Just watch your mouth or I%26#039;ll sit on you


The word is out, better treat me right


%26#039;Cause I%26#039;m the king of cellulite


Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right





My zippers bust, my buckles break


I%26#039;m too much man for you to take


The pavement cracks when I fall down


I%26#039;ve got more chins than Chinatown





Well, I%26#039;ve never used a phone booth


And I%26#039;ve never seen my toes


When I%26#039;m goin%26#039; to the movies


I take up seven rows





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


Don%26#039;tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout


Just now tell me once again who%26#039;s fat





When I walk out to get my mail


It measures on the Richter scale


Down at the beach I%26#039;m a lucky man


I%26#039;m the only one who gets a tan


If I have one more pie a la mode


I%26#039;m gonna need my own zip code





When you%26#039;re only having seconds


I%26#039;m having twenty-thirds


When I go to get my shoes shined


I gotta take their word





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, sha mone


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds


Lemme tell you once again who%26#039;s fat





[ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ]


If you see me comin%26#039; your way


Better give me plenty space


If I tell you that I%26#039;m hungry


Then won%26#039;t you feed my face





Because I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it, you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house


I really sit around the house





You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you


know it, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know, you know, you know, come on


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And you know all by myself I%26#039;m a crowd


Lemme tell you once again





You know I%26#039;m huge, I%26#039;m fat, you know it


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, you know, hoo


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


You know I%26#039;m fat, I%26#039;m fat, you know it, you know


(Fat, fat, really really fat)


And the whole world knows I%26#039;m fat and I%26#039;m proud


Just tell me once again who%26#039;s fat

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Jesus christ son of God! XD
Reply:well ok
Reply:i know, be bulimic like most of the diet and fitnessers
Reply:Good lord...and I thought *I* was bored...





...but to sit there and post lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic takes it to a completely different level.
Reply:very good
Reply:Hey that%26#039;s good.Have a *
Reply:I am fat.
Reply:Rap rap rap your knuckles my man as yous is no question rap rap rap my man!
Reply:hehehehe..
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Reply::) :D xD lol
Reply:Didn%26#039;t really find a question in there, more of a statement about your weight.
Reply:Is that the one song that Wierd Al made?!?!


I think he copyrighted... i would talk to my lawyers if i was u
Reply:I lost my appetite by the second sentence.
Reply:Aha ha ha! Those Lyrics go to the music of Michaels Jacksons......Im Bad!





Sooooooo Funny!





For anyone that isn%26#039;t too sure.....omgheatherface uses the song in her Video called.....Who%26#039;s Fat! (on you tube)





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNbpjoOU-...





WATCH IT.........ITS FAB! I think omgheatherface Rocks!





; )
Reply:SHUT UP YOU FAT *****]
Reply:okay - so where was the secret?
Reply:???
Reply:Very nice
Reply:Wow!
Reply:Seen the vid on you tube it%26#039;s ssooooooo funny.
Reply:i am XD



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